Diary of a Squib: An Introduction to Billy.

Yes. A diary of a Squib. I am a girl, surrounded by magical things. But, I have no power over the magic. I didn't get accepted into Hogwarts. And so, I am a Squib. However, when I said this to CWimm. I was misunderstood. Everyone thought I said diarrehea of a squid. Which would be an interesting topic. However, the other day I saw an article entitled. "WHALE POOP CLEANS ENVIRONMENT." Oh whale. Don'tchya know that I'm cold. And I want global warming? So what did I do in response? I left lights on. And drove my car around. So that is why I named my journal Diary of a Squib.

URL? sometimes we pee when we laugh.

Giggle. Giggle. Shower. a consistent theme in my life.Yes. I knew it from the moment I began BYU that my jeans would only make it one or two days before I needed to wash them again. A miracle if they made it through the week. Why? Because, I spend more time in the bathroom peeing my pants than I do…not peeing my pants? its ok. i think it is partially because i am giving into peer pressure. or...maybe i'm the peer that is pressuring all my roommates into peeing their pants. Ford. 

 DISCLAIMER: I'm a horrible blah blah blahger. these will be little mind vomms.