[[black friday]]

my parents asked us what
we wanted for Christmas today.

me? i'm needy. i'm easy to shop for.
i don't have a job. so i asked for kitchen things.

siblings?
richard, well he wants an iPad.
isabelle: she wants a stapler, and a trip to New York.
Benjamin? well he wants to go to an NFL football game.
Well, luckily Matthew isn't much of a dreamer. he simply asked for a pet dolphin.
good thing they don't want anything lofty.