life is:

lovely. life is just that. there are so many things i haven't blogged. because, ehem.
i am a miserable blogger. but, hey. at least i keep trying.
that's what i like about myself.
i can fail and fail again. and i will just start over, just to fail again.
at least in blogging. and eating healthy. haha.
okay. so i have tried to blog previous to this post, but i couldn't log in for some reason.
and i had lent my laptop to my grandma, because she broke her little hip.
and had to stay in bed for weeks.
but, here i am, blogging yet again. huzzah. seeing as not a soul reads this, YET.
no one can really care.
so my sister, jessalynn, yeah. she had her baby. lovely miss mina is gorgeous! she is
being blessed on Sunday. i'm overjoyed.
imma gonna be the best aunt she could ask for.
that is, if i ever see her.

school has begun. ha, actually we are into the semester almost a month. started out with 17 credits.
did that last long? no. not at all.
i'm down to 14. but, hey that is okay! at least now i have a life.

started my job. my glamorous job at Pendulum Court. Official Title: POTWASHER.
my first day working was quite the day:
show up at 11:00. have no idea, really, where i am supposed to go.
meet boss-lady. boss-lady oversmiley. boss-lady finds out POTWASHER not officially
hired as of the day. boss-lady sends POTWASHER to documents lady. documents lady
jumps around. reminds POTWASHER of what a little piglet would look like
if little piglet was squealing to get away. little piglet-documents lady can't believe POTWASHER doesn't have a license. almost flips out. "are you american, young lady?"[ is that even politically correct? should have said no. made up a story of how i was indian. native american that is.
actually, i think i would be better at faking russian. my russian accent is impeccable. okay.]
little-piglet-politically-incorrect-documents lady sends slightly-confused-POTWASHER to the student employment center. POTWASHER gives employment-woman Social Security Card. "Do you have any other Social Security Card?" says the suspicious employment-woman. i don't have any thing else. who has two social security cards on hand? suspicious employment-woman tells me it wont work, because the color, texture, positioning of signature is all wrong. suspicious-employment woman, do you realize that i am a student at BYU? do you think i am an illegal immigrant? i guess it is quite stunning i don't have a current drivers license. is it weird that the suspicious employment woman wont take my sscard? yes. especially because POTWASHER has her passport with her. oh well. trip to government-operated buildings are my favorite. maybe ill have an adventure.

yesterday i planned my europe trip. yes. i'm excited. except i will be gone for 4 months. oh man. that is a long time.
okay. well, i am going to ukraine for 8ish days. then we will head on over to istanbul. 4 day stay in turkey. then off to ukraine again. then to poland. 4ish day stay. then to czech republic. then, possibly to london.
huzzah. what a trip.

well, i need to go study for a quiz.

have life. and greatness.
-billy