its going to be like that, then?

okay, you mushy gushy provolovers. this post is not at all what you might think it is, based off of the first line.
NO i am not going to make gushy comments about my celebrity crush. what i'm going to do is ask Provo, BYU specifically, why?

to the couple in my Natural Hazards class:
-cute. you are taking a general ed class together.
oh, what's that?
oh i get it. he isn't even enrolled. he just comes to support you.
yeah, i see him supporting you. everyone can. dude. stop side hugging.
stop coming to my natural hazards class to be with your girlfriend.

its 50 minutes. wait outside the classroom.

to the couple in my New Testament class.
girl. stop. okay? i'm happy you two are married. don't you have enough time at home to
cuddle with him? sit in the chair next to him, not behind. then you wont feel the need to hug him from
behind the whole 50 minutes.
i get it. you are in love.
you also are gagging me.

to the couple in my political science class.
your relationship is unhealthy. or should be deemed unhealthy. i'm not really an expert.
but, it seems to me, that if you can't stop touching for 50 minutes there is something wrong. 50 minutes.
i used to sit behind you, but i quickly change my positioning, because your giggling make out sessions
during a lecture on the cold war. yeah. they were driving me insane.

but what did you do today? oh you sat right next to me. thanks.
and you blocked me from leaving. why? because you had to kiss. you had to kiss.
no. you didn't have to kiss.
you wanted to annoy me.
don't make out next to me. don't stand in my way to kiss. and don't write i love you on your notes and show it to eachother.
better yet. stop altogether.

to the couples who hold hands inside your pockets.
okay, sweatshirt pockets...i guess i can let that slide. still a little weird.
but pant pockets? seriously people. purchase mittens. (except once i saw a couple holding hands inside a mitten. so get gloves. good for interdigitation)

to the couples who are interestingly practiced in holding hands through the security sensors at the library.
you can't let go for those four seconds?
 nope. they couldn't.
so they lift them up and over the security sensor.

so in honor of all the mushy couples... a couple of my favorite love songs:
i do adore (click me to hear mindy gledhill sing)
oh im gonna keep going because i have a lot of favorites as of today.
You Always Make Me Smile (click here to hear Kyle Andrews.) Also, this was filmed at BYU.
yes, i have more.
(click) Donora's "I Think I Like You" (this one has a cool music vid.)
and to end with a little Ingrid: The Way I Am. (creepy clown video. watch.)

thats all.
 с любовью, 
billy