smorgasbord.

definition: n. a varied collection. smorgasbord, what my blog will be today. because a lot happened yesterday.

when i was in eighth grade, i participated in a talent show. with chloe hyde, christian elkins, mark scanlan, and mckenzie woodward.

this is the skit we did. (i was the bulbous bouffant lady).
an eighth grade flashback
funny, eh? you probably have heard it before.

okay. music video of the day?
young blood.
i just think it is so wonderful! it is so much fun to watch. because there is so much going on. i would count it for my song of the day. except, that i have another song i want to be the song of the day.
ready for it?

gypsy
i love fleetwood mac. and, this is one of my favorite songs by them.

well, when girls are on their lovely week of fun, they get cramps. no heating pad? no problem. just sit under a heated oven door.

 Okay: story time. once upon a time there was a young girl named kylie. kylie was dating a young man named Chester. (really, his name is chad.) chester wanted to test billy's (kylie's) lovely reflexes. Billy wouldn't let him. Chester was using a spatula. Chester wanted to test his own reflexes, but it doesn't work to do it on yourself. Chester asks billy to test his reflexes. Billy can't. Because she laughs too much. Billy summons her roommate Amandamo. Amandamo says sure, because really, kylie asked her if she wanted to hit chester with a spatula. Amandamo takes the spatula. And instead of using the handle to test the reflexes of Chester, she swats him like a fly. Smack. And, then continuously hits him. Even though his reflexes are not reflexing.

picture time:

over the weekend, i went to logan with chad. to see my sista-sista. and mina was being blessed (as has already been stated at one point.) and we went bowling. cosmic bowling. these are our shoes. chad's silver hairs shone in the light. it was awesome! I couldn't capture it though! anyways. we had been bowling (chad and i) twice before that week. first time, i got a 42, and chad got like 132 or something. second time 104 to 109. then, i was beating him this time in logan! and, chad only had 2 points for the first 3 frames. so i thought i was going to whoop him, and good. but, nope. i lost to everyone.

i know, you are confused at how this post is still going, but i have so much! meet diegos. Diego's is mine and Kristen's favorite taco shop. we went there yesterday to celebrate her....moving to new york.
yummy.

uh, yesterday i had the urge to buy a fish. okay, truly my reasoning? because i one day want to give him a funeral. but, i will keep him alive for as long as possible...

 at the hospital, getting ready for placement.

 this is the first time i see my baby,

 this is Burton Guster the Protector of Our Home's first ride. Auntie Kristen Driving.

Godmother Brooke holding Gretel in the back seat while Kristen drives.

 Auntie Nicole transferring Gus, the Protector.

Gus, the Protector's Debut.

well, that isn't all the happenings of yesterday, but i need to go. goin on a date tonight. :) iggy's bread, here i come.