Friday, February 24, 2012

win.

this is the win: click me i'm inspirational.

okay, its been a while. bbuutt. its okay.
let me tell you about my being eaten by a duck experience.

i ventured with mr martinez to idaho.
rexburg.
as  mr martinez and brother went snowboarding, mrs. kristen martinez and daughter (niece. kirra). and i went duck feeding.
it is winter. ducks should have migrated? yeah?
so this huge duck (i'll post a picture when i get a copy from chad) came and bit my finger.
super scared it was going to bite my finger off. then bite kirra,
so i ran.

also that night. we went to big juds.
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THESE BAD BOYS.
except ours was in the shape of a heart.
and cheeseless.
and we split it between four people.
the buns were delicious.
and their fries? HEAVEN in a basket.

oh wanna hear what came next? okay. we went bowling.
who beat chad at bowling?
oh, thats right.
i did.
by a lot. Looky here:


mine is the top score, his is the second.
wait, did i make a bet with him? yup. what was that bet?
that i would be able to put mascara on him if i won.
proof that i won is above. proof that i put mascara on him, in my brain.
chad's eyelashes are so long though, that it didn't even change them, seriously.

peace,
billy

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