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The fad: "That moment...." or "That awkward moment when..."
The fact: I never wanted to do one.
The fall: I just have to.
That moment when...
You are running. And you realize that not only are you just about the only girl running in Russia, you are the least skinny.
If there is something in Russia I don't understand it is this: every girl in Russia is toothpick thin, yet the diet of Russia consists of eating sticks of butter and drinking oil on the side. [just in case you are wondering, that is a slight exaggeration.]
So. Next time you are in Russia, doing ladders on the 552467 stairs staircase. Remember: everyone thinks you are weird.
Yet no one seemed to find this strange:
So, if someone could PLEASE explain Russia to me, that would be great.
This is all I have for you right now.
Love,
K-Billy [goat.]
The fact: I never wanted to do one.
The fall: I just have to.
That moment when...
You are running. And you realize that not only are you just about the only girl running in Russia, you are the least skinny.
If there is something in Russia I don't understand it is this: every girl in Russia is toothpick thin, yet the diet of Russia consists of eating sticks of butter and drinking oil on the side. [just in case you are wondering, that is a slight exaggeration.]
So. Next time you are in Russia, doing ladders on the 552467 stairs staircase. Remember: everyone thinks you are weird.
Yet no one seemed to find this strange:
This is all I have for you right now.
Love,
K-Billy [goat.]
BAHAHAHA oh darling. I can't explain Russia to you... It's probably all the alcohol though.. right? Don't they drink buckets of alcohol? That's what I've heard anyways... And you are QUITE skinny. Go running a bajillion and a half stairs!!!! And forget the toothpicks. They're not nearly as funny. Also, that is possibly one of the weirdest pictures I have ever seen... Have fun darling! I miss you!!!
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