I Exist: its been a while.

diligence was my middle name when it came to blogging abroad.

What does that make my middle name now that I am back in the states, 

no blogging

no record of my life?

Anne.

My middle name is Anne.

Not a clever middle name, like diligence.

However, it has stuck with me all my years of existence.

Which brings me to my title.

I Exist.

My blog posts are rare.

Non-existent, truly.

But, that does not take away from the fact that I am still living.

Breathing air. Day in. And Day out.

During those days I experience. And here are a few of those experiences since I have last posted. (Approximately 2 months ago.)

Kylie Anne's List to Prove That, Not Only Does She Exist, She Thrives.
And is witty while doing so.*

(some people object that I am witty. as long as I feel it is so, it is alright with me.)

• October proved to be a month that flew by. However, I started preparing for my soon to be Hispanic last name, and dressed up as hot sauce. Cholula, to be exact. o b s e r v e: 

• As October concluded, I attended a cornmaze. Ah, lovely corn mazes. Unless, of course they are filled with clowns. Then Kylie Anne only makes it through the door, becomes frightened of her most beloved fiance, and has to be plucked right out of the tent because she is utterly stunned. Petrified. All this is remedied with a hay ride, overpriced homemade corn dog, and well... potato sack races down a slide. Here is a big group of children that attended this corn maze with us:

• November has proceeded to move in, kicking October away. The month of November has not provided many new and fun activities. Other than working 25 hours a week, attending school, and occasionally testing cake for our wedding. 
• NOTE: If you attend our wedding, Lemon Poppy Seed, Pumpkin Chocolate Chip, and Marble cake will be served. 
• Also, I was a model. What? I know. I'm bad at pictures. I laugh. Or look completely  lifeless. Good thing I was a model for a tweezer company, right? Yep. They thought my eyebrows were great looking, and proceeded to take pictures of them. [lies. some guy who did our announcements asked me if i wanted 50 extra dollars. i said yes. he said, okay, cool. you can be a model for a tweezer company. they want a brunette.]
• As of today: I have one month before I become a Martinez. Shoot. I haven't been attending Spanish class. [don't fret parents. i'm not enrolled in spanish.]

Things to Take Into Consideration:

Stephen's Hot Cocoa sells things that aren't Hot Chocolate at all. Like: Pumpkin Spice, Raspberry Cheesecake, and Peanut Butter Cup. Don't fret or refrain from purchasing these, however. Simply make, and mix with actual hot cocoa. 

That is all for my proof that I exist.

Hold the fort down, will ya? [another way of saying, farewell. please stay tuned until i can commence writing again. plus: lucky you. soon it will be a MARRIED PERSON BLOG. hahahahahahaha. yeah]

Kylie Anne (formerly known as Kylie Diligence)