I Married a Sultan

Remember that one time you dated this guy?

and you were like, man. you remind me of a used car salesman, with your slick and cheesy words. and then he was all, "i wanna be a politician one day.' And you thought, "dude. have you ever read George Washington's Farewell Address? Cuz wanting to be a career politician does not scream America to me. It screams, schemer."

But then it was all okay, because you ended up marrying this guy?

and I mean, lets be honest... going from slick cars salesman to a thief that lies to a pretty girl's face so he can date her, and ends up marrying her even though he COMPLETELY lied about who he was is way better, right?

Okay, so I didn't actually marry a thief that ended up lying to me about being a Prince. Nor did he greet my parents riding an elephant, or have a pet monkey. Two things which I regret. But, I don't know about you, but when your co-workers ask you what your husband looks like, I find it easiest to say, "he looks like aladdin wearing surfer punk clothes." They always can point him out immediately.

i mean, look at this:

I however, do not claim to look like Jasmine. 

But, I'm pretty sure our first kiss did look like this:

Okay, okay. I'm kidding.
But, honestly. Chad even used to have the long hair like aladdin:
And with this hair, ladies and gents, chad had a whole new world.

Okay, i'm guessing Chad is thoroughly embarrassed.

-Kylie

(i don't own the rights to the aladdin pictures.)