After so much great feedback on my story about marrying Aladdin, I spent WAY too much time trying to make other parts of my life an analogy to some other character.
The furthest I got? Well, I didn't find anything really. But I really really wanted to relate someone to Gumby. Why Gumby? Because look at his name. Gumby. I giggle everytime I say it. Say it out loud and it will change your life.
And then I started to think more about what I would write about if I were to write a series of posts. (About the same thing, obvi.) And the only thing I could think of reminded me too much of the movie Mean Girls. Now, it wasn't really going to be like the Burn Book. But, it was more like... these letters that I write in my head to people when I see them. Mainly about fashion. Or about how they are talking about girls, or nerdy things.
And then I thought. Shoot, girl. You're a beast.
[which lately is being used as a term of awesomeness, but i don't find anything awesome about a beast. because the adjective words for beast sound so...gross. i mean, come on? Bestial.]
So then, I thought. Why not do a whole post on how I'm like the Beast in Beauty and the Beast. But, I couldn't bring myself to relating myself to a man trapped in an animal's body, who falls in love with a woman. Because, well, I'm a woman.
So now I am just randomly spurting out words that--miraculously--are semi understandable. And, I have a useless blog post. But, hey...can anyone blame me? I've been alone in my home for like 4 days. Totally not cool.
Bye bye,
Kylie Anne.
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